我錯了嗎??? (粉好笑ㄛ)                                                 
                                                                           
 因為八月要出國唸書,所以上禮拜去買了兩只『大到不行』的行李。              
 這幾天也陸陸續續把一些日用品分類放進去。                                  
 今天不知道為什麼,我看著其中一只空箱子許久。                              
 我開始思考,是不是178公分的我可以安然的躲在裡面。                         
 我花了一點時間,把自己塞進了箱子,(果然學瑜珈是有好處的)                
 然後把箱子的蓋子蓋起來,伸手到外面,慢慢的把拉鍊拉起來。                  
                                                                           
 過了一會兒,我終於把自己完全的『裝在行李箱裡面』,                        
 後來,我手伸出去想把拉鍊慢慢拉開,                                        
 但是我發現,不管我怎麼努力,拉鍊就是拉不開。                              
 在行李箱裡面的我在奮戰了約十多分鐘後,                                    
 滿頭大汗,也因為太緊張,眼淚開始直流。                                    
 我幹麻做這麼沒有意義的實驗!                                              
 我開始大聲呼救,叫我家太后來救我!                                        
 但是因為在行李箱裡面,聲音也被悶住了。                                    
 後來我的電話響了,但是我沒辦法接!                                        
 以後要是我要再把自己關到行李箱裡,我一定要記得帶手機。                    
 但是,我的手機的鈴聲終於吵到了我家太后,                                  
 太后生氣的衝上樓:『手機一直響,是都不會接喔!很吵你知不知道?』          
 聽到太后上樓的聲音,我開始燃起了一絲希望,                                
                                                                           
 我又開始大聲的叫太后來救我。                                              
 太后聽到我的聲音,走進了我的房間。                                        
                                                                           
 『你在哪裡?』她環顧四周之後,問了這個問題。                              
                                                                           
 『我........』我一邊哭,一邊思索的該怎麼說出口:『我在行李箱裡面。』      
                                                                           
 太后把拉鍊拉開,讓滿頭大汗和淚流滿面的我走出了行李廂。                    
                                                                           
 等我走出來之後,她用盡力氣大吼!                                          
                                                                           
 『你是白癡還是智障啊!?這種實驗你也做得出來?                            
                                                                           
 要是你在裡面悶死了上了社會版頭條,別人要怎麼寫?                          
                                                                           
 以為我們家有箱屍命案,氣憤的媽媽殺了腦殘的女兒,                          
                                                                           
 再把女兒塞到行李箱裡面。』                                                
                                                                           
 說完,她氣呼呼的走下樓。                                                  
                                                                           
 我只是想要知道,我是不是真的可以躲進行李箱裡面啊!?                      
                                                                           
 我錯了嗎???                                                            
                                                                           
 我錯了嗎???                                                           
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