有個男人已經超厭煩他每天都要去公司上班,但他老婆卻可以成天待在家裡!

於是,他向上帝禱告說:「親愛的主!我每天上班投入8個鐘頭的時間,但我的老婆只待在家裡、閒閒沒事做而已;我希望讓她知道我過的是怎麼樣的日子,所以請讓我們的身體交換!」上帝以祂無比的智慧,成就了這個男人的願望。                 

隔天,這男人一起床、就變成了女人!                                         

他一起床,就開始為他的伴侶作早點,並且再三去叫醒那些賴床的孩子們。         
在回家路上,要去洗衣店收送衣服。                                           
還要到銀行存錢。                                                           
然後到菜市場買菜,回家把菜放一邊,還要仔細記帳。                           
記完帳之後,他清了貓的砂盒,後來還替狗洗澡。                               
然後時間已經下午一點鐘了。                                                 
他趕快把棉被摺好,洗衣服、擦地板。餵完貓狗後,他衝到學校去接小孩。         
然後還得和那些越來越沒大沒小的孩子們一路上大小聲。回家之後,他幫孩子準備點心和牛奶,讓孩子乖乖地寫功課。
然後他把燙馬擺好,一邊燙衣服一邊看肥皂劇重播。                             
下午四點半,他開始洗米、煮飯、洗菜、炒菜、煎魚、烤肉,為晚餐做準備。       
晚餐後,那個 死不要臉的老婆,剛下班、一吃完飯,竟然坐在客廳看起足球賽來?!
他則忙著整理廚房洗碗,把收好的衣服摺好,哄小孩睡覺。                       
晚上九點,他已經累壞了,但是又擔心白天的雜務還很多沒作完。                 
不管了!他終於衝上床想休息了!                                             
但是這時那個閒得發慌的老婆,竟然還興致勃勃提議要「嘿咻嘿咻」。             
他心不甘情不願,但還是努力裝得很愉快、設法不要抱怨。                       
隔天他一起床,立刻靠著床邊跪下來、流淚跟上帝說:「主啊!我不知道我之前在想什麼, 現在我知道我實在錯得離譜, 竟錯到去妒嫉我老婆整天在家! 求求您,讓我們的身體換回來吧!」                                                     

主以祂無比的智慧、回答他:「孩子,我很高興知道你已學到了智慧, 而且,我也很願意把你們兩人換回來,
但 …                                                                       
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                           
你還要等二百七十九天~                                                     
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                           
因為.....                                                                  
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                           
昨天晚上你已經~                                                           
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                           
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